Real life | 7 June 2018

Dear customer, we are invading your privacy and sending you this unsolicited email in order to tell you that you are entitled to not get any unsolicited emails from us under new data privacy laws.

Here at Easi-Equine (…or fill in name of company you have never contacted and never wanted to have anything to do with…) we take your privacy extremely seriously and we want you to know that we would never send you any emails you didn’t want, apart from this one and the 357 previous emails we sent you which you will find in your spam box.

In order to make sure that we go on sending you only the useless information you want, we would like to invite you to read the following small print:

If you want to go on receiving annoying, unsolicited emails from us trying to sell you products and services you never wanted nor will ever want, then good news, you don’t need to do anything! We will go on hassling you, although if your email has a decent spam filter you will never see the rot we churn out in the hope you will get tired and worn down and one day click a button to buy something you don’t need from us, simply to mitigate the boredom of checking yet another email that is not from anyone you care about or who cares about you.

However, if you should decide that you would rather not receive any more useless information from us about products you don’t want, then you can unsubscribe from our services by clicking the unsubscribe button embedded in the text of this email somewhere near the bottom and perfectly visible if you have a jeweller’s magnifier with 83X magnification.