Roy of the autobiographers

It has become a weary cliché to say that a book’s publication is eagerly awaited, but when an event is this momentous — the October arrival, thanks to the good offices of Random House, of the long anticipated autobiography of a football legend, perhaps the football legend, Roy Race, or Roy of the Rovers, as he was known wherever football fans gathered — then only cliché will do.

It was an illustrious career with Melchester Rovers of the First Division: countless League titles, eight FA Cups, three European Cups, a Uefa Cup, and many Cup Winners’ Cups. He made several international appearances, but never when it mattered. Roy put this down to a number of niggling injuries at crucial times, especially in 1966, though he was never bitter about it.

He also survived innumerable kidnappings on summer tours, a wholesale massacre of his teammates during a visit to the Middle East country of Basran, a shooting, divorce, and the terrible helicopter crash in 1993 when Race lost his feared left foot. No one could not want to read how Roy coped with those kidnappings. Melchester usually played most of their pre-season training matches on cleared patches of jungle surrounded by heavily armed gunmen. Roy could see the positive in everything, however: I suspect his verdict will be that you learn something about yourself, something different every time.

Those looking for scandal will, I fear, be disappointed. The only woman Roy ever loved — indeed, the only woman he ever knew — was Penny Laine, the club secretary at Melchester Rovers. They married and had three children, only one of whom is a lesbian working in a car respraying workshop near Brighton.

What we all hope for from his book is the secret of his amazing stamina: 38 years at the top level is some playing career, especially as he never looked any older.