Jaspistos

Sorry, mate

In Competition No. 2483 you were invited to supply a poem in which a husband or wife apologises for a lifetime of misbehaviour.

issue 03 March 2007

To say ‘I’m sorry’ once can be emollient, but as everybody knows, to say it three times with arms flapping like a penguin is downright inflammatory. Most of your apologies were for sexual misbehaviour. Since there are so many other domestic sins just as exasperating as infidelity I found this surprising.

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