Hugh King Foggily-froggily Michel B. Barnier, Consummate bureaucrat, Raises the price,
Crushing the will of our Flummoxed and browbeaten Plenipotentiaries Held in his vice.
Nick MacKinnon Higgledy piggledy Pastuso Paddington gets himself banged up in Pentonville gaol.
Even the lairiest anarctophiliac joins in the whip-round for Paddington’s bail.
Adrian Fry Mopily-ropily, Manchester’s Morrissey Goes back to crooning, his Novel a fail.
Hoping his audience, Hari-karistically, Still want to hear a man Tunelessly wail.
W.J. Webster Biffety-boffety Anthony Joshua Heavyweight champion Top of the pile;
Talks of his legacy Hyperbolistically; Nemesis listens and Smiles a slow smile.
George Simmers Doubly-Dactylly Benedict Cumberbatch, Won’t you indulge in a Three-in-bed romp?
While you’re behaving so Uncontroversially I have got nothing to Mock in this comp.
Rob Stuart Yummily, mummily, Catherine Middleton’s Pregnant again to the Rapture of Wills.
I’d be as lavishly Philoprogenitive If I could stretch to the Nursery bills.
Joseph Conlon Hoitety-Toitety Emily Thornberry, Feminist lawyer and Labour MP,
Speaks with a manner quite Aristocratical Save when men style her as Lady Nugee.
Rob Hirst Taxily, maxily, Franklin D.
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