I have a phobia of wedding lists. They always seem very presumptuous. Friends ask for monstrous amounts of things that I’m sure they don’t really want. I look at their lists and my heart sinks. I know I should buy something, but what to choose from all the overpriced paraphernalia?
I wonder if the guests of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle felt the same way when their royal wedding invitations arrived.

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