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Courtesy of a friend's Facebook status update:

XXX XXXXX advises you not to chop chillies before inserting contact lenses

Good advice!

Written byAlex Massie

Alex Massie is Scotland Editor of The Spectator. He also writes a column for The Times and is a regular contributor to the Scottish Daily Mail, The Scotsman and other publications.

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