Forget about the countryside. When is the government going to do something about the vulpine creatures wreaking havoc in central London? The situation is now so out of control, it’s time the Prime Minister convened a meeting of Cobra to discuss the ginger menace.
I’m talking, of course, about the horde of SNP MPs who’ve invaded Westminster.

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