Alex Massie Alex Massie

We have a winner!

It’s a big ask, but someone has to write the worst article on the presidential election. Daniel Pipes steps up to demonstrate why the Republican party deserves to lose next year. This is how his faux-concerned piece on Barack Obama for Front Page begins:

“If I were a Muslim I would let you know,” Barack Obama has said, and I believe him.

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