Here’s a tip for nowt: if you’re thinking of travelling to Italy, don’t keep a dildo in your washbag.
Here’s a tip for nowt: if you’re thinking of travelling to Italy, don’t keep a dildo in your washbag. Put it somewhere that intimates to the authorities a certain discretion and reserve.
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