Who wants to help crowdfund my new Dolce and Gabbana suit?

Fancy a bit of crowdfunding? My wife has insisted that I buy myself a new suit, as I lost weight and none of my suits fit me and the newest one is five years old, in any case. I had intended to go to Mr Byrite, if it still exists, or perhaps Millets. But now I feel it is absolutely incumbent upon me to buy a suit made by Dolce and Gabbana. One should show solidarity, no? The fascists don’t just want to silence D&G, but destroy their business. Trouble is, the suits are about two grand, which is a ludicrous amount of cash for an item of clothing. If you lot raise the money I promise I’ll wear the suit with a shirt from Primark.