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Alex Massie

Polly’s Britian

A faithful correspondent emails: “I know it rightly pains you to contemplate the existence of Polly Toynbee, but is she actually saying that the worst thing about New Labour was that it wasn’t authoritarian, expedient, or intrusive enough?” I suspect readers know the answer to this but, to give Mrs Toynbee the benefit of the doubt, I thought it only fair to read the column in question. And, why, yes! She does seem to be of the view that now the government’s days are numbered it should cast off its feeble moderation and do more – much more! – to tell people how they may, or more probably, may not,

Fraser Nelson

So good that someone had to ban them

Andy Burnham is quite right to dismiss Scotland’s planned ban on alcohol advertising as “a bit silly”. Simply because the lager adverts have for years been the most amusing and intelligent thing on Scottish television. For the uninitiated, I’ve embedded my favourite Tennent’s Lager advert above – it’s a spoof of the immortal Ealing film Whisky Galore. And if you have time, do look at the others – Caledonia is one massive repatriation advert. This McEwans advert is the lager version of Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. And then there are later efforts, like the Masochist – the list goes on. So good, that somebody obviously had to ban them.

The fight against ratification continues

According to a new YouGov / Open Europe poll: 54% [of respondents] agreed with the statement that “The government should drop the Lisbon Treaty and not try and ratify it”. Just 14% agreed that “The government should carry on and ratify the Lisbon Treaty in the UK”.That’s pretty emphatic, I’d say.  For full results, click here (excel file). And the anti-ratification petition submitted to Downing Street by Neil O’Brien and Richard North continues apace.  At the time of writing, it’s picked up some 6,854 signatories.  You can add your name here.

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Alex Massie

Something Must Be Done! This is Something!

Chris Dillow has a splendid post filleting the Scottish government’s plans to raise the age at which one may purchase alcohol at an off-license from 18 to 21. As he rightly says this is the usual mixture of paternalism, petty managerialism and soul-crushing illiberalism trussed up with a justification that there’s a problem so, rather than enforce existing laws, the public needs the protection of additional measures that, regardless of their likely effectiveness, demonstrate that the government is listening and doing something. Anything. It’s too much to suppose that our parliamentarians might be impressed by any philosophical or moral objection to their creation of yet more laws prohibiting or curtailing

James Forsyth

A rather good Churchill quote

The New York Times has a fun round-up of commencement addresses, speeches by the great and the good to the graduating classes of US universities. Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco, used a line from Churchill in his which I hadn’t heard before and is well worth committing to memory:   What is the secret of all success? Winston Churchill, he said it was moving from failure to failure with enthusiasm.  

Are British children seeing too little of their parents?

For those who haven’t read it yet, I’d recommend Rachel Johnson’s article in the latest issue of the magazine. Her thesis is neatly contained in this paragraph: “If you add up all the nine-to-five jobs, the extra me-time and us-time and evenings out for the stressed parents trying to keep their marriages alive (two nights’ babysitting is usually thrown into the au pair deal), on top of school and the private extra lessons for the children, well — it becomes all too clear that some children hardly intersect with their parents at all. And the frightening fact is that we won’t really know what effect all this is having until

James Forsyth

Is this cricket?

Kevin Pietersen’s switch hit six in yesterday’s one day international up at the Riverside was remarkable to watch. Yet, I have a certain sympathy with those who think it is not really fair. As Mike Selvey points out in The Guardian today if the bowler has to declare whether he is blowing right or left arm, shouldn’t the batsman have to say which hand he is batting with? Or, are those who want to ban the shot just being stick in the muds?

Alex Massie

Transatlantic Differences | 15 June 2008

The Atlantic has a very interesting, unintentionally hilarious Mark Bowden piece on Rupert Murdoch’s plans for the Wall Street Journal. Apparently the newsroom is very troubled by the new proprietor’s insistence that reporters uncover “scoops”. Heaven forbid! This also made me laugh: “I think he has enough sense not to trash what makes the newspaper so valuable,” said Rick Edmonds of the Poynter Institute. “He has owned The Times of London for more than 20 years, and it is still a serious newspaper.” Serious, perhaps, but few Londoners would argue that the newspaper is anything like what it once was. Robert Block, a veteran Journal reporter who now covers the

Alex Massie

The Dubya Has Landed

Via Jim Manzi, it seems that thousands and thousands of people are being inconvenienced by George W Bush’s arrival at Heathrow. Well, I don’t particularly begrudge him his security (but do they really need three planes and four helicopters?) but why aren’t they using an RAF base instead of the country’s busiest airport?

Alex Massie

K is for Kapil

Apologies for the delay in publishing this latest installment in our marathon series. Still, here it is at last. So far we have has featured teams skippered by: Armstrong, Benaud, Constantine, Dexter,  Edrich,  Fry, Gower,  Hutton,  Imran and Jardine. Now it is Kapil Dev’s turn. 1. Gary Kirsten (SA)2. Rohan Kanhai (WI)3. Vinod Kambli (IND)4. Jacques Kallis (SA)5. Alvin Kallicharran (WI)6. Alan Kippax (AUS) 7. Kapil Dev (IND) (Capt) 8. Alan Knott (ENG) (Wkt)9. Anil Kumble (IND)10. Khan Mohammed (PAK)11. Bart King (USA) Country representation in the series: England 41, Australia 23, West Indies 15, India 12, Pakistan 11, South Africa 10, New Zealand 5, Sri Lanka 2, Zimbabwe 1,

James Forsyth

Today’s most worrying news story

The news that AQ Khan was selling the electronic blueprints for a modern nuclear device brings home just how close some rogue nations might be to a nuclear bomb. Here are the two key passages from The New York Times report: American and international investigators say that they have found the electronic blueprints for an advanced nuclear weapon on computers that belonged to the nuclear smuggling network run by Abdul Qadeer Khan, the rogue Pakistani nuclear scientist, but that they have not been able to determine whether they were sold to Iran or the smuggling ring’s other customers. The plans appear to closely resemble a nuclear weapon that was built

James Forsyth

Waste and waste again

Alasdair Palmer’s column in The Sunday Telegraph chronicles how the government makes the same mistakes again and again wasting more and more of our money yet no one carries the can for this. Palmer cites a Public Accounts Committee report into how the Home Office managed to spend £29 million on considering whether to build a centre to hold asylum seekers. Despite spending seven million pounds on consultants, the Home Office managed to sign contracts with the builders before planning permission had been obtained. So when the project was cancelled, the Home Office had to pay out £7.9 million in cancellation fees. What is most frustrating about this, as Alasdair

Hooked on Beethoven

Stephen Lipson, a record producer, lives in the village up the road. Well, he was very pleased with himself, glowing with satisfaction like someone who’d just finished a particularly abstruse crossword. Back in the parish after a couple of weeks in Los Angeles, where he’d been making the new American Idol record. He didn’t even bore me with playing the record itself like musicians always do, but he told me how he’d played everything on it because American session players are all muppets, and then four hours after he’d finished it, it was number one on iTunes. ‘And it still is!’ said Penny, his wife. ‘And top of the Billboard

Knock, knock

Three or four times a week I walk down the road and rap twice with the heavy knocker on Margery’s home-made front door. Always twice, with the same force and tempo, so that she and the dog know that it’s me. And the dog, Joe, an old fat collie, always replies with joyful, musical barking because he knows I’ve come to take him out for his walk. Margery moves slowly, so there is usually an interval between my double knock and her opening the door. Since her stroke she’s lost her appetite, and when she finally opens the door she’s always a little more skeletal than when I saw her

Belgrade belle

I never thought I’d see it, a beauty winning a major title, at least not since the Williams sisters and the ghastly Maria Sharapova came on the scene. But there she was last weekend, an olive-skinned enchantress winning the French Open and charming everyone with her femininity and grace. If only Ana Ivanovic did not use the word ‘guys’ so much, she’d be perfect. But, what the heck, that’s the price you pay for mixing with Americans on the circuit. Will her looks last? Not if she keeps playing they won’t, so let’s enjoy her while she still has them aged 21. Nothing kills beauty quicker than sweating and battling

Slowly but surely

You don’t have to be a brilliant rider to make it as a trainer. As jump jockeys, Paul Nicholls and Philip Hobbs never rose above the middle ranks. Both have since proved to be exceptional at training jumpers. In ten years as a jump jockey Tom Dascombe rode only 96 winners, but as a trainer he is making his mark a lot faster. Unlike Nicholls and Hobbs, though, and despite spending five years with leading jumps trainer Martin Pipe, whom he rates as ‘a genius’, Tom is concentrating on training Flat horses. The explanation lies in simple economics: ‘I started buying all my horses on spec [without having been commissioned