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From magazine issue: 16 November 2013

Tattoo 2 — ‘Are you sure you want me to carry on with this, Mr Dimbleby?’

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Why are the Japanese so bad at English?

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Tokyo, Japan ‘Shhh! Now on face to respectable great eels life’. How’s that for the first line of an article? I spotted this gem written on a sign in the window of a seafood restaurant in the Hibiya Midtown shopping centre in Tokyo recently. I was delighted. I’ve spent 25 years in Japan and have