The Battle for Britain – 3 August 2017

‘I worry about getting burned.’
‘Hey presto! Now everyone will love it.’
‘Good news! You have been successfully separated from your phone!’
Fly-on-the-wall documentary
‘We’ve been over-charged...’
‘It’s a lovely day — I might scroll down to the shops.’
‘Is that all you can say after three hours — “My coffee’s cold”?’