The Battle for Britain – 26 January 2017
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‘I’ll have whatever she’s photographing.’
‘It followed me home — can we keep it?’
‘It’s from Liam Fox.’
‘I can’t eat that — I’m black-toast intolerant.’
‘Cool. If you go into Google Street View, you can see where you’re going.’
‘It’s come to my attention that you’ve been using your work computer to download violent images of zebra being slaughtered.’
‘Children! You mustn’t watch TV after the 9 o’clock watershed. Go and look at porn on your computers.’
‘But whatever you do, don’t burn the toast.’
‘This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.’
‘I defy anyone in the public eye to say that they don’t find this sort of personal criticism hurtful.’