Dinner 4

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’
‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’
‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’
‘I mean, it’s not like you won an Oscar.’
The new two-party system
‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’
‘I’m in the mixed doubles.’
‘Takes himself a bit seriously, that one.’
‘It’s the shortages and civil war that’s putting me off going back to Britain.’
‘Well, it won’t be long now until nothing happens again.’
‘I trust that none of us will be affected by these tough decisions.’
‘My strategy is to go on losing until you come to your senses.’