Legacy: Are You A Leaver Or A Remainer 2
‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’

‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’
‘Brexit? I’m stockpiling for a new statue of Thatcher.’
‘Oh no! We’ve woken up too early and haven’t missed Brexit!’
‘Before you say it, no — you can’t hand in a marriage licence.’
‘At least Chris Grayling isn’t in charge of the ferry.’
‘Least said, texted, tweeted, retweeted, Instagrammed, posted, uploaded, shared, blogged, vlogged and Snapchatted, soonest mended.’
‘I seek peace, enlightenment and an alternative to the backstop.’
‘I got a tattoo.’
‘I want to stockpile and she wants to declutter.’
‘Haven’t we been punished enough?’
‘On a clear day you can see five county lines drugs rackets.’
‘A bit late for that — they’ve already appointed Nick Clegg.’
‘A woman aged 55 could have painted it.’
‘It’s worried about food shortages.’
‘I need help — I can’t afford truffled gorgonzola and artisan olive sticks.’