Finnegans Woke
‘Finnegans Woke’

‘Finnegans Woke’
‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’
‘And this is how scared we are of Labour...’
‘Must you be so negative?’
‘Item 1: The apostrophe...’
‘The Labour conference is left, left, further left, and then on the far left.’
‘Wall-to-wall Brexit again today.’
‘There’s a 12.5 per cent surcharge for American tourists.’
‘Hush, hush, lower your tone,Christopher Robin is checking his phone.’
‘Don’t feed the Lib Dems – it just encourages them.’
‘Amazon would have delivered your sermon a lot quicker.’
‘All you do is binge watch.’
‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’
‘Must you do your make-up on the Tube?’
‘There are rumours another crash could be on the way.’
‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’