Miro Miro On The Wall
‘Miro, Miro, on the wall...’

‘Miro, Miro, on the wall...’
‘I was present but I was not involved.’
‘I’ve been appointed chief whip to the medicine cabinet.’
‘We’re looking for someone who can turn 140 characters into 45 paragraphs.’
‘It’s at a rather advanced stage...’
‘I’ll give you something even better than money or food: Hygge!’
‘Well, that’s my 50 minutes of pointless channel-hopping! Want the remote?’
‘He refuses to go home until Boris is out of the news.’
‘It might look better in portrait than in landscape.’
‘It’s outrageous that a real space alien didn’t get the role.’
‘Sorry, I don’t have a spare pound today but I plan to have one by 2027.’
‘I prefer filtered coffee.’
‘Looks like they’re finding the discussions frustrating.’
‘They only got £90 million for House of Fraser...’
‘Now I just need to sort out the voiceover.’
‘We used to think it was aliens, but now we think it’s Mrs May running round in circles.’