Watch Your Language Trooper You Swear Like A Foreign Secretary
‘Watch your language, trooper — you swear like a foreign secretary.’
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Thursday
Ive Heard The New Managers Been Brought In To Make Cutbacks
‘I’ve heard the new manager’s been brought in to make cutbacks.’
Mona Lisa
I Know You Said You Did But I Want To Make Sure
‘I know you said you did but I want to make sure.’
I Have A Fear Of Frying
‘I have a fear of frying.’
Theyre Finally Getting Fashionable
‘They’re finally getting fashionable.’
Panama Werent Very Taxing
‘Panama weren’t very taxing.’
Shopping 3
‘... the non-bio ones with a bleaching agent, good for stubborn stains, not perfumed, the liquid gel ones, not the solid capsules or powder. In a green box, or sometimes pink, usually next to the economy own-brand powder boxes...’
Thursday
A Classical Architecture Gag
‘It’s not called “upskirting”, madam — it’s called “architrave”.’
Are You Sure This Isnt Russian Money
‘Are you sure this isn’t Russian money?’
Hague
‘Yeah, cool, whatever...’
I Had The Full English
‘I had the full English.’
Exits
‘The exits are here, here, here…’
Thursday
Dads A Lot Easier To Buy Fornow That Hes A Woman
‘Dad’s a lot easier to buy for now that he’s a woman.’
Football Squad
Im On That Difficult Second Book
‘I’m on that difficult second book.’