Gdpr

Animal testing
‘As I suspected — death by GDPR emails.’
‘Apparently, few people have read it all the way through.’
‘It’s the only exercise they get...’
‘We found a wood-burning stove hidden in your cocaine.’
‘The new duchess will be out shortly to lecture you all about equality.’
‘Deciding on a border was a nightmare.’
‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’
‘Dull, predictable, uninspired… he’s quite the breath of fresh air.’
‘How did he get up there?’
‘You’re just the sort of token woman we’re looking for.’
‘... as the bishop said to the actress.’
‘Look mum — Kim Kardashian!’
‘There’s always the Swiss option.’
‘I’m sorry kids. I don’t know how to build a meaningful Brexit.’