Oh No Hard Boarders
‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’

‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’
‘I thought we’d blame Brexit for this bit...’
‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’
‘Rather warm for May.’
‘That? Oh, I’m trying to tap into the younger generation.’
‘There have been a lot of complaints about you… I need to promote you out of harm’s way.’
‘I’m into identity politics.’
‘It’s safer than putting it in TSB.’
‘It’s not punk, it’s plastic pollution.’
Rapunzel has a bad hair day
‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’
‘Son, your mother and I would like a word…’
‘Half the vowels are missing…’
‘Hello again...’
‘Say, “Aaaaaargh!”’
‘Surely you haven’t given up writing your memoirs already?’
‘Storks went out ages ago.’
‘Don’t. I’m wearing the same outfit.’
‘Have you tried greed?’