What Will We Do If Its Not A Disaster
‘What will we do if it’s not a disaster?’

‘What will we do if it’s not a disaster?’
‘When global warming hits, Narnia is all yours.’
‘We understand that nanny and baby are doing fine.’
‘I’m the war correspondent for Playboy.’
‘Good evening. My name is 10.453.82 and I’ll be your server.’
‘Sorry if it shatters the illusion but today is our collection day.’
‘Does it say which six?’
‘Oh my god, it really is as good as our forefathers told us.’
‘A man has a right to defend himself in his own home, Verity.’
‘I’m War, and this is Cyber War, Cold War and Proxy War.’
‘Do you think His Majesty might be interested in some erotic wall tapestries?’
‘On second thoughts, I’ll give porridge theft a miss.’
‘She says, have you fixed the bathroom door yet?’