Before I Say Yes Id Like To Carry Outa Risk Assessment
‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’

‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’
‘There goes the neighbourhood.’
‘I see Rees-Mogg is in.’
‘I’ve written my Brexit impact assessment report.’
‘We need to find consensus – and destroy it.’
‘If your train set doesn’t work get it nationalised.’
‘I thought we could spice things up so I popped into Oxfam.’
Nike snowboarding ramp
‘Straight on, then just follow the signs.’
‘It’s not a crash – it’s a correction!’
‘She’s trying to attract male supporters to the cause.’
‘I want a Brexit-style divorce — with him as the UK.’
‘Are you aware that you can now do all of this online?’
‘I’m a Vapire.’
‘Every time I wake up it’s Brexit Day.’
‘The BBC no longer trusts public opinion on European matters.’
‘Remember, lads — no inappropriate touching.’