Running

‘I’m afraid we missed our target to see you within four hours.’
‘I prefer the Daily Mail…’
Blimey, how much plastic have you been ingesting?
‘Even the Transport Secretary isn’t going anywhere.’
‘Whatever you do kids, don’t become a figure of hate for the left.’
‘An apology should get us off the hook.’
‘I’m already feeling miles smugger.’
‘Oh gosh, they’re going to let us go.’
‘He’s one of the populist kids.’
‘Not eye of newt and toe of bat again!’
‘I was hoping to pick up a peerage in the January sales.’
‘We’re in the wrong spin class.’
‘Have you tried taking all the joy out of life?’
‘Who’s been posting images of my porridge on Instagram?’