Bill 2

‘He wasn’t ready for the talk.’
‘Not another damn cookery show.’
‘You might want to be careful where you put that thing.’
‘Can’t you go out and be angry like other young people?’
‘This call may be minotaured for training purposes.’
‘Nothing beats the feel of the printed page.’
‘Apparently it’s bad luck if Theresa May crosses your path.’
Yeah, there’s nothing worse than the terrible twos ... except the troublesome threes, frightful fours, frustrating fives, shocking sixes, severe sevens, exasperating eights, nasty nines, traumatic tens, enraging elevens, tyrannical twelves ... and teenagers.’
‘I thought the memo said harm offensive.’
‘Getting stranded anywhere nice this year?’
‘I’m sitting in the bay of the doc.’
‘Wave this — it sends them absolutely crazy!’
‘It’s true what they say — get a dog and you’ll meet all sorts of people.’
‘Apparently the cat’s been declawed.’