Nothing Else For Me Thanks My Phone Memorys Completely Full
‘Nothing else for me, thanks — my phone memory’s completely full.’
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Thursday
Hes Old School
‘He’s old school.’
Dont Go I Promise I Can Change
‘Don’t go! I promise I can change!’
I Packed The Kids Off To Boot Camp
‘I packed the kids off to boot camp.’
Just Wait Till Your Biological Parents Live In Surrogates Transgender Ex Partner Gets Home
‘Just wait till your biological parent’s live-in surrogate’s transgender ex-partner gets home.’
Kitchen Cluff
Its Easier To Manage And Stops Me Being Dragged About Everywhere
‘It’s easier to manage and stops me being dragged about everywhere.’
All Our Priests Are Busy At The Moment But Your Confession Is Important To Us
‘All our priests are busy at the moment but your confession is important to us…’
Brought To You Using Non Fossil Fuels The Bastards Are Virtue Signalling Us
‘“Brought to you using non-fossil fuels” — the bastards are virtue-signalling us.’
Its The Conservative Election Battle Bus
‘It’s the Conservative election battle bus.’
Its Not You Or Me Its Them
‘It’s not you or me. It’s them!’
Thursday
Sorry This Is A Billionaires Club No Millionaires Allowed
‘Sorry, this is a billionaires’ club – no millionaires allowed.’
Opposition
I Knew I Shouldnt Have Bothered With This Internet Of Things Nonsense
‘I knew I shouldn’t have bothered with this “internet of things” nonsense.’
Cavalry
If We Dont Agree With The Result Can We Have Another Election
‘If we don’t agree with the result can we have another election?’
We Can Offer You Downwards
‘We can offer you downwards.’
Sheep 5
‘That bleedin’ dog comes near me I won’t be responsible for my actions.’
I Preferred It When There Was Fake News
‘I preferred it when there was fake news.’
Im Just Sharing My Chocolates
‘I’m just sharing my chocolates.’