Albums

‘The tooth fairy left you a brush and some paste.’
‘You’ll be paid per death, and will need to provide your own cloak and scythe.’
‘Sometimes I think you only married me because you loved me.’
‘Unfortunately, George Osborne’s got them all.’
‘The meaning of everything? Hang on…’
‘Well, I suppose we could start with his listening skills.’
‘I’ve decided to take control of my borders.’
‘The past was no picnic, but it takes his mind off the future.’
‘So on Day One, Nicola, you build a wall on the southern border and you get the English to pay for it.’
‘Have you been drink and self-driving again?’
‘I miss being “the left behind”.’