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Just Not Married
Were Currently Showing A Selection Of Award Winning Movies Plus Some Films You Might Actually Want To See
‘We’re currently showing a selection of award-winning movies, plus some films you might actually want to see.’
Ill Have One Gin And Tonic After Another Please Barman
‘I’ll have one gin and tonic after another, please, barman.’
That Bleats Going Viral
‘That bleat’s going viral.’
Come On My Beauties
‘Come on my beauties!’
Change
Are We There Yet Are We There Yet Are We There Yet
‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Thursday
If Tony Blair Can Make A Comeback Theres Hope For Us All
‘If Tony Blair can make a comeback, there’s hope for us all!’
But I Dont Want All Of This Condensed Into Something As Small As That
‘But I don’t want all of this condensed into something as small as that.’
I Want To Put On A Brave Face
‘I want to put on a brave face.’
Theyre Right We Really Should Do More For Our Elderly Parents
‘They’re right. We really should do more for our elderly parents.’
Take Me To Your Leaders Twitter Feed
‘Take me to your leader’s Twitter feed.’
Im Drinking To Forget The Lunchtime Drinking Ban
‘I’m drinking to forget the lunchtime drinking ban.’
I Was Found Guilty By A Majority Verdict But Im Hoping The Minority Will Rise Up
‘I was found guilty by a majority verdict, but I’m hoping the minority will rise up…’
It Says Check Your Privilege The Bastards Are Virtue Signalling Us
‘It says, “Check your privilege.” The bastards are virtue-signalling us.’
Ive Got Us A Tv Dinner Followed By An Iplayer Dinner Followed By A Facebook Dinner Followed By A Twitter Dinner
‘I’ve got us a TV dinner, followed by an iPlayer dinner, followed by a Facebook dinner, followed by a Twitter dinner...’