I See And How Long Has Your Kettle Been Talking To Your Laptop
‘I see — and how long has your kettle been talking to your laptop?’
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Thursday
I Was The First In My Family To Get Into Student Debt
‘I was the first in my family to get into student debt.’
Legacy: CCTV 2
‘CCTV.’
Lets Face It The World Is Getting To Be A More Dangerous Place
‘Let’s face it, the world is getting to be a more dangerous place.’
Welcome To Solitary
‘Welcome to solitary.’
Bikes
Grow Up
‘Grow up!’
Thursday
Hang On Thats My Job
‘Hang on — that’s my job.’
Wed Like To Own Our Own House One Day So That We Can Sell It To Pay For Our Elderly Care
‘We’d like to own our own house one day, so that we can sell it to pay for our elderly care.’
Youll Have To Excuse Michael He Left His Echo Chamber This Morning
‘You’ll have to excuse Michael — he left his echo chamber this morning.’
For The Love Of God Make This Ark Go Faster
‘For the love of God make this ark go faster.’
Its 22 Carrots
‘It’s 22 carrots.’
Well Of Course You Have An On Off Relationship Its A Sex Robot
‘Well, of course you have an on-off relationship… it’s a sex robot.’
I Cant Go And Play Outside The Batteries Are Flat
‘I can’t go and play outside. The batteries are flat.’
Workers
And Winners Please Remember Time Is Limited So Keep Speeches Down To Four Thank Yous And Two Rants Against Trump
‘And winners, please remember time is limited, so keep speeches down to four thank-yous and two rants against Trump.’
Of Course Old Castles Are Full Of Rising Damp
‘Of course, old castles are full of rising damp.’
