Placards 2

‘Nearest bank? Turn left, straight on, through the airport, plane to Frankfurt and you can’t miss ’em.’
‘Are you English?’
‘I’m following the Pied Piper on Twitter.’
‘THE Donald?!’
‘That’s it! They’re playing my ringtone!’
‘I want a red, white and blue paper.’
‘Sorry, this is the anger management course.’
‘Do they have to make such a song and dance about it?’
‘Sincerely yours, Geronimo.... P.S. Missing you already’
‘I’ll have whatever she’s photographing.’
‘It followed me home — can we keep it?’
‘It’s from Liam Fox.’
‘I can’t eat that — I’m black-toast intolerant.’
‘Cool. If you go into Google Street View, you can see where you’re going.’