It Says Donald Trump Has Gone Ahead In The Polls
‘It says Donald Trump has gone ahead in the polls.’

‘It says Donald Trump has gone ahead in the polls.’
‘OK, so I have big ears and big legs. What is it with your generation’s obsession with body-shaming?’
‘We’ve struck Marmite!’
‘But all my friends have special dietary requirements!’
‘For heaven’s sake, this is a mortuary.’
‘OK — see if she goes now.’
‘Are you vying for the Ukip leadership?’
‘Your dental records suggest you’re a bit old for handouts.’
‘The meaning of life I can do. Brexit, I can’t.’
‘Don’t worry about Jerry, he’s only vile online.’
‘Trick or Trot?’
‘I’ve added Boris to my bucket list!’