I Love Watching The Pound Fall This Time Of Year
‘I love watching the pound fall this time of year.’
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Thursday
Unfortunately The Case For Heathrow Has Been Sent To Malaga
‘Unfortunately, the case for Heathrow has been sent to Malaga.’
What Do You Mean Asking For A Kiss Isnow Considered A Hate Crime
‘What do you mean, asking for a kiss is now considered a hate crime?’
Dig
Im Sorry If I Called Out The Wrong User Name For You In The Middle Of All That
‘I’m sorry if I called out the wrong user name for you in the middle of all that.’
Stop Picking Your Nose
‘Stop picking your nose.’
For What We Are About To Download
‘For what we are about to download...’
Im A Supporter Of Very Hard Brexit
‘I’m a supporter of very hard Brexit.’
Oh No Weve Wandered Into Killer Clown Territory
‘Oh no! We’ve wandered into killer clown territory.’
Outstanding Sermon Vicar Would You Be Prepared To Take A Drug Test
‘Outstanding sermon, vicar — would you be prepared to take a drug test?’
Thursday
Hes Invented The Samsung Phone
‘He’s invented the Samsung phone.’
Its A Lack Of Personality Cult
‘It’s a lack-of-personality cult.’
Icescream
These Ukip Leadership Contests Are Getting Out Of Hand
‘These Ukip leadership contests are getting out of hand.’
I Cant Decide Which Of Them Is Unelectable
‘I can’t decide which of them is unelectable.’
A Tenner Says Were Not Affected By Gambling Ads
‘A tenner says we’re not affected by gambling ads!’