Snail 2

The Southern Railway Children
‘Darling, you’ve had enough – you’re beginning to sound right-wing.’
‘I’d like to switch mine with Donald Trump’s.’
‘Rio is fine – so long as you’re not competing in the water or the air.’
‘I can’t bear your fussy eating’
Group shrug
‘Normally I’d ask you to do the honours, Mr Cameron. But in view of the circumstances…’
‘It’s a lovely sunny day. I just fancied a Pimm’s for a change, all right?’
‘I’ll sue!’
‘Half an hour to read the blurb and five minutes to see the exhibition.’
‘We’ve just been on a staycation — we spent the whole week stranded at Dover.’
‘I see you have a healthy bank balance. You’ll understand that’s not something we can tolerate indefinitely.’