Igloo 3
‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’

‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’
‘Whose idea was it to hold this in winter?’
‘Darling, we need to engage in a meaningful dialogue.’
‘The fools! Don’t they know we’re already there?’
‘Did you leave the thermostat on high again?’
‘It’s a Twitter storm.’
‘The usual dilemmas — who’s died, who’s had a sex change, who’s converted to Islam…’
‘Like you, I’m very jumpy.’
‘I’m not wasting my money watching that, I’ll download it illegally on my iPad.’
‘They’re full of money.’
‘What about Caterpillar tracks?’
‘Good work, Collins! The bollocking I gave you yesterday has had 10,000 hits on YouTube.’
‘There’s a call for you to observe a year’s silence.’