Trainers
‘What do you mean you want them for sport?’

‘What do you mean you want them for sport?’
‘Bad news, I’m afraid… you’re a junior doctor.’
‘So how rare do you want your cancer?’
‘This is Geoff. He’s a bit of an unreconstructed old lefty.’
‘Call me old-fashioned, but I insist on the family sitting down at the table together via Skype.’
‘Do you remember how happy we were in the early days, before we met…?’
‘I’m a cyber-philanthropist — I hack into people’s accounts and clear their overdrafts.’
‘Well, if you ain’t cheatin’, then where’s Mrs Bun the Baker’s Wife?’
‘And this is a picture of my sweetheart by Frank Auerbach.’
‘I’m drinking to forget I’m not supposed to eat sausages.’
‘White or rosé?’
‘So was Mr Blair’s apology both full and frank?’
‘OK, it’s transgender, genderfluid, pansexual, genderqueer…’
‘Is he talking yet?’
‘Well... I can’t see any moles’