More cartoons
Thursday
Lesson
‘Thanks for the lesson, Mum, but here’s one I ordered online earlier.’
Drunk 5
‘It’s OK, he’s pissed within government guidelines.’
Guns
Train 5
‘Groping or non-groping?’
Thursday
Netflix
‘Can you remember what we used to do in bed before Netflix?’
Storm
‘It’s those damned low-energy light bulbs.’
Computer 2
Books 4
Estate Agent
‘The area’s very popular with people who write articles about the evils of gentrification.’
Getaway 2
‘Hurry — they’ve got a getaway balloon!’
Spidey
Television 2
‘Geoffrey is Emmerdale intolerant.’
Aquisitions
Thick Book
‘I like to take a really thick book on holiday.’
Labour 4
Mcdonalds 2
‘So that’s one Chicken McNuggets, one Egg McMuffin and one Apple McComputer.’
Thursday
Food 5
‘When did we stop getting the yogurt with friendly bacteria?’
Brand
‘Don’t even think about it.’