Memory 2
Seventeen tablets taken at different times throughout the day. It’s great for his memory
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Thursday
Thursday
Viking
‘You’re sure this is a good idea?’
Street 2
Cinderella 2
Baton
‘He’s so cute when he waves his baton.’
Queen 2
‘Congratulations on becoming the longest-serving monarch-in-waiting!’
Natural
‘It’s so refreshing to meet someone who died of natural causes.’
Depressing
It’s depressing — people just don’t take our work seriously.’
Bar 7
‘We have a long and proud history of moaning about immigration.’
Table 2
Pub 4
Trapped
‘It’s no good captain, we’re trapped!’
Dog 8
Thursday
Gay
‘I’m gay, and according to my right-wing Christian fundamentalist parents I shouldn’t have got here.’
Cashpoint 3
‘There must be a glitch — it gave me some money.’
Selfie 9
‘You’ll ruin your eyesight if you keep playing with your selfie.’
Parents Evening 2
‘You’ll not be going to parents’ evening, I presume.’
Dinos
‘I like the fact they now come in larger sizes.’