Hell 3
‘I’d appreciate you fixing the boiler quickly. It’s quite a big deal for us not to have heat down here.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Die
‘Poor devil. Half-past eleven is far too young to die.’
Accident 2
‘Didn’t even one of you think of live-tweeteing the incident?’
Facebook 4
‘I’ve been unfriended by my imaginary friend.’
Labour 6
‘It’ll come in handy for soaking rich Martians.’
Wheel 3
‘I think I’ve just invented “Top Gear”.’
Bullingdon
Seals
‘And there, folks, is a colony of common seals and also a couple of upper-class seals.’
Thursday
Pinocchio
‘Oh, Pinocchio! All that fuss about becoming a real boy — and now you want to be a girl!’
Wine
‘...whereas this one induces mild aggression followed by extreme soporiferousness.’
Wine 2
‘Life is a Cabernet, old chum.’
Wine 3
‘White wine cancelling red wine refers to stains, not breathalysers.’
Restaurant 4
‘Death by chocolate? Certainly, sir, coming up.’
Fashion
Baby 7
‘And this little piggy went — actually, you don’t want to know.’
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