News 4
‘Millions of people from all over the world got on terribly well with each other again today…’
More cartoons
Thursday
Tray
‘What’s this Eurocentric crap doing on my desk?’
Thursday
Hipster
'Let’s go somewhere else — this place has turned into a hipster hangout.'
Party 3
'Sigh. One of these days we'll come home to find they've had a wild party.'
Party 4
‘Please like me and share me.’
Queen 3
Witch 5
‘I won’t believe you’re innocent until you’ve been accused by Tom Watson.’
Parrot
'You'd better go, he'll be home soon ... you’d better...'
Bears 4
'Oh, just the usual Nordic noir: a seemingly run-of-the-mill porridge theft leads to the discovery of a serial killing, people trafficking, drug dealing, paedophile conspiracy.'
Looks Familiar
'Looks familiar — was he on "I'm a Celebrity", "Big Brother" or "Strictly"?'
Mother 3
'It's another of those extremely obscene and threatening phone calls. Do something — she’s your mother.'
Waterstones
‘We decided to focus on coffee.’
Pollock 2
Gun Store
Roadshow
'How much did you pay for it?'
Wheel 4
'Oh no! Someone's stolen the wheel.'
Phones
‘Everyone’s viral for 15 minutes.’
Beagle
‘He was a smoking beagle. Can he have a last cigarette?’
Myth 2
'I think this dispels the myth that they never reached old age.'
Rhymes
‘... for today’s the day the teddy bears order pizza ’n large fries and stay in to play computer games.’