Dinner 2
‘Do you remember how happy we were in the early days, before we met…?’
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Thursday
Witch 6
Party 5
‘I’m a cyber-philanthropist — I hack into people’s accounts and clear their overdrafts.’
Cowboys 2
‘Well, if you ain’t cheatin’, then where’s Mrs Bun the Baker’s Wife?’
Auerbach
‘And this is a picture of my sweetheart by Frank Auerbach.’
Food 8
‘I’m drinking to forget I’m not supposed to eat sausages.’
Tramps 6
‘White or rosé?’
Drama 3
Pigs
‘So was Mr Blair’s apology both full and frank?’
Thursday
Dinner Party 2
‘OK, it’s transgender, genderfluid, pansexual, genderqueer…’
Baby 8
‘Is he talking yet?’
Tattoo 7
‘Well... I can’t see any moles’
Evidence
Etiquette
‘What’s a pen?’
Panda 3
‘I hope President Xi raises the issue of why we’ve been imprisoned here for so long.’
Newtoon
‘I wish you wouldn’t hitch your skirts up like that, Fiona, it makes you look like a right slag.’
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Violent
‘Simon is becoming so violent during sex that I’m worried he may break the computer.’