Isis 3
‘The fools! Don’t they know we’re already there?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Igloo 2
‘Did you leave the thermostat on high again?’
Rain 2
‘It’s a Twitter storm.’
Cards 4
‘The usual dilemmas — who’s died, who’s had a sex change, who’s converted to Islam…’
Thursday
Kangaroo
‘Like you, I’m very jumpy.’
Cinema
‘I’m not wasting my money watching that, I’ll download it illegally on my iPad.’
Call
Advent
Defence 3
‘They’re full of money.’
Newspaper 4
‘What about Caterpillar tracks?’
Hmv 4
Office 2
‘Good work, Collins! The bollocking I gave you yesterday has had 10,000 hits on YouTube.’
Thursday
Corbyn
‘There’s a call for you to observe a year’s silence.’
Trick
Spies 2
‘On the internet, nobody knows you’re GCHQ.’
Demonstration
‘I’m incredibly tired and apt to make mistakes.’