Telly 3
‘The John Lewis advert seems to start earlier every year.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Butterfly 4
Funeral 2
‘There’s a rumour going round it was murder.’
Rememberance
Dinner Party 3
‘Hi! Oh, nothing really, just socialising.’
Replacement
‘Hang on, scroll back up a bit.’
Restaurant 5
‘What’s your carcinogen of the day?’
Tattoo 8
Doctor 4
‘If I’m on holiday, you’ll have to get a locum to strike for me.’
Terror 2
‘I’m into wearable tech.’
Thursday
Tangled
‘Do you have planning permission for that extension?’
Thatcher
‘Buy anything at the Thatcher memorabilia auction?’
Report 2
Silent 2
Board
‘Gentlemen, I propose one of us has a sex change.’
Trainers
‘What do you mean you want them for sport?’
Gp 2
‘Bad news, I’m afraid… you’re a junior doctor.’
Steak
‘So how rare do you want your cancer?’
Geoff
‘This is Geoff. He’s a bit of an unreconstructed old lefty.’
Wednesday
Laptop
‘Call me old-fashioned, but I insist on the family sitting down at the table together via Skype.’
