Saving
‘Now all we need is some money.’

‘Now all we need is some money.’
‘Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!’
‘Wow! What’s your secret?’
‘They all reach that stage where they’d rather have money, don’t they?’
‘And have you been good?’
‘Ah, so this is the real Christmas Island.’
‘Oh, him? That’s just Secret Santa.’
‘Hello, fire brigade? My cat is stuck up a tree…’
‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’
‘Whose idea was it to hold this in winter?’
‘Darling, we need to engage in a meaningful dialogue.’