Sepp
Sepp Blatter: the early years
More cartoons
Thursday
Fifa 2
‘And the hotel you were staying in would like their towels back.’
Breakfast Table
‘There’ll be a ten-year waiting list.’
Paintwatch
Poor 3
‘It’s aimed at the aspirational poor.’
Travel Agent 2
‘…or with our saver package, you get the Facebook album without the hassle of travelling.’
Jenga
Whips Office
‘All right! All right! I’ll support the government on human rights!’
Hampstead
‘It’s one of those traditional villages where the locals are all from Hampstead.’
Thursday
Doctor 2
‘A second opinion? OK, here it is: you’re still going to die.’
Labour 2
Security
‘I’m doing security for them — I need the money.’
Confessional
Whippy
‘And is there a Mrs Whippy?’
Newsreader 2
‘The next item contains some not-very-flash photography.’
Badgers 6
‘It’s from the BBC, they say we need a licence for our sett.’
Medical 2
‘Will you switch off that damn medical programme!’
Nicola
‘And stop calling me Nicola.’
Pay
‘I want to be a train driver when I grow up — depending on the pay and conditions.’
Wigs
‘When you told me you wanted your day in court…’