Murder
More cartoons
Thursday
3D 2
‘...not so impressive now we’ve got 3D printer technology.’
Health And Safety
‘It’s health and safety gone mad.’
Mother 2
Pond 2
‘Crested, yes, and he’s definitely a newt. But great?’
Room
‘I should have seen the warning signs that she was going to leave me.’
Jobcentre 2
‘I’m afraid you made yourself deliberately unelectable.’
Wealth
‘Technically speaking, you’ll be creating my wealth.’
Thursday
Trident
‘Get the nuclear codes in case Nicola Sturgeon tries to wipe us out.’
Tooth
‘Tooth fairy?! I want a visit from the lip-filler fairy!’
Monolith
‘Of course, it doesn’t make any sense since the election pledges wore off.’
Election 4
‘I guess you know why I’m here?’
Mind
‘I don’t mind a bit of role-play, but I absolutely refuse to dress up as Nicola Sturgeon.’
Ipad 3
‘What are the kids up to? I can’t find them on here anywhere…’
Bank 6
‘We’re just practising.’
Lifesty
Caveman
Ae
‘Some politician, dog bit him while canvassing… make sure he waits at least five hours.’
Mickey
‘Oh God, it’s that luvvie again.’
Stubby
‘I can’t decide — these pencils are all as stubby as each other.’