Selfie 7
‘Your trouble is you’re too selfie-centred.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Sub
‘You’re right, I do feel subeditors are outdated. How did you know?’
Election 3
Monkey
‘I’ll write an Iraq report before Sir John Chilcot.’
Thursday
Bgt
‘Is Ed Miliband actually talking or is it Nicola Sturgeon doing his voice?’
Bo Peep
‘Apparently she used to be a city tour guide.’
Krill
Tv 7
‘I can’t stand Labour party electioneering. What’s on ITV?’
Magnet
Fridge magnet
Romance
Proposals
‘Oh, Malcolm — is this a raft of proposals?’
Lib Dem
Hello 2
Addicted
‘We’re worried he may be addicted to online porn.’
Death Threat
‘We must remember to send the Johnsons a death threat.’
Earthlings
‘Do you ever wonder just what Earthlings look like?’
Oil 2
‘You’re right — oil on canvas.’
Smartphones
‘The problems started when we both lost our smartphones and had to talk to each other.’
Thursday
Fake
‘It’s a fake.’
