Clarkson
‘They say we might get more interest from England if we rename it Cyclone Clarkson.’

‘They say we might get more interest from England if we rename it Cyclone Clarkson.’
‘You’ll love this place, it’s a dump.’
‘It’s so unfair! All my friends are going to Syria. You won’t let me do anything!’
‘Obviously, accountants, solicitors, head teachers and other poor people use a different entrance.’
‘You’re suffering from a terrible postcode.’
‘What, another live person? Do you have any computers over there I can speak with?’
‘I don’t think you’re really cut out for a career in politics.’
‘Nick Clegg’s appealing to the floating voter.’
‘So. Neither mine nor yours wants to babysit for ours.’
‘Could you turn the bias down?’
‘The rise of the machines is more prosaic than I expected.’
‘It’s so wonderful you’re buying me an engagement ring, but why do we need a getaway driver?’