More cartoons
Thursday
Incident
‘Oh my God! There’s some sort of major incident going on around here somewhere.’
Wreckage
‘I love you, darling, but I’m leaving you for another piece of wreckage.’
Doom
‘Social network sites have made it so much easier to lure sailors to their doom.’
News 3
‘They’re called that because historically they had news in them.’
Elephants 2
‘Darling, there’s an elephant in the womb.’
Jihadi Wedding
‘You may now kill the bride.’
Burka 2
Dress 2
‘What colour is this dress?’
Flasher
‘It’s that flasher again — pretend we haven’t noticed him.’
Thursday
List 2
‘What a great list! Have you considered a career in journalism?’
Farms
Alive
‘To be honest, usually both members of the couple are alive.’
Fantasy 2
‘Take no notice — he lives in a fantasy world.’
Mobile
‘Excuse Melanie, she’s come out without her mobile.’
Made
‘We were made for each other, Susan.’
Trolley
‘I’ve found you a trolley.’
Text 2
‘Hell, this is a dead spot, I’ll just tell you what I was going to text you.’
France
‘Oh yeah? Well, we used to walk to France for the weekend till you gang of weirdos started that messin’ about with the environment.’
