Elephants 2
‘Darling, there’s an elephant in the womb.’
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Thursday
Jihadi Wedding
‘You may now kill the bride.’
Burka 2
Dress 2
‘What colour is this dress?’
Flasher
‘It’s that flasher again — pretend we haven’t noticed him.’
Thursday
List 2
‘What a great list! Have you considered a career in journalism?’
Farms
Alive
‘To be honest, usually both members of the couple are alive.’
Fantasy 2
‘Take no notice — he lives in a fantasy world.’
Mobile
‘Excuse Melanie, she’s come out without her mobile.’
Made
‘We were made for each other, Susan.’
Trolley
‘I’ve found you a trolley.’
Text 2
‘Hell, this is a dead spot, I’ll just tell you what I was going to text you.’
France
‘Oh yeah? Well, we used to walk to France for the weekend till you gang of weirdos started that messin’ about with the environment.’
Ethelred
Hashtag
‘So he’s @newborn123456. Does he have a hashtag?’
Calling
‘I’m calling to find out if you got my text about the email I sent regarding the letter I wrote...’
Vicar 8
‘Today’s text comes from…’
Thursday
Stick
Pooh stick
