Fool
‘A word of warning: he doesn’t suffer fools gladly.’
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Thursday
Green 2
Catastrophe
‘Shouldn’t there be a catastrophe in that sentence?’
Banking
Results
‘My results have come back. It’s bad news.’
Bravery
‘...goes to Jack Benson, who, without provocation, turned off his mobile for 24 hours.’
Balls 3
‘Taxi for somebody!’
Boss
‘We will of course keep you fully uninformed.’
Obesity 4
‘Here you are, dear — it’s to celebrate your obesity levels levelling off.’
Babies 2
‘I’ve seen them trying to make one on the internet…’
Thursday
Nhs 6
‘Well, if you won’t make lifestyle changes, could you hurry up and die?’
Rubens
‘The thighs follow you around the room.’
Tunnel 11
E Cig
‘We’re celebrating our first million in sales with electronic cigars and electronic champagne.’
Rockstar
‘You don’t look old enough to be a rock star.’
Wolf Hall 2
‘It’s like Clarence House — a bit dull and far too expensive.’
Snowman 2
‘With a severe weather warning in place for temperatures as high as plus one…’
